Guess what the theme of the concert I’m going to tonight is?!?!
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN I’M NOT DRESSED UP. WE ARE WEARING THE EXACT SAME THING. WE HAVE THE EXACT SAME HAIR STYLE AND HAIR COLOR. WE COULD LITERALLY BE TWINS BUT THAT WOULD BE INCEST. YOU HAVE NO FUCKING RIGHT TO TELL ME TO DRESS BETTER. NOT ONLY IS THAT AN INSULT TO ME BUT AN INSULT TO YOURSELF. I AM AN A LIST FUCKING CELEBRITY AND YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO TELL ME TO DRESS NICER? I BUY YOU DINNER, I BUY YOU CLOTHES, I BUY YOU FUCKING $400 WINE AND YOU INSULT MY CLOTHING CHOICE? FUCK YOU. FUCK THIS GAME. I AM BALANCING A CAREER MODELING FOR EVERYONE IN THE FUCKING UNIVERSE AND I AM PAYING FOR 3 HOUSES THAT I DON’T EVEN NEED BUT KIM WANTS ME TO OWN FUCKING PROPERTY, SIMON IS CONSTANTLY COMPLAINING BECAUSE HE CAN’T TEXT WHICH MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE YOU JUST PUSH THE BUTTONS. I CAN HANDLE ALL OF THAT BUT THIS? I CAN’T FUCKING HANDLE THIS. I CAN’T FUCKING HANDLE YOU. WE ARE WEARING THE SAME DRESS I DYED MY HAIR ORANGE FOR YOU AND YOU FUCKING INSULT ME? NO. I. GOODBYE. fuck.
i’m not even going to wait until october this year
the ghost jokes have begun
It’s funny how I’m a cold hearted bitch but yet I lose my shit over the relationship of two fictional characters.
Apparently I care about their love life than my own
Also known as Dean Thomas from Gryffindor.
Also known as dAMN SON
221 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR
Grey Worm can get it
sometimes i forget that the marvel universe is actually fictional
Happy 1st of September!